Often confused for Bigfoot by the Weekly World News.
Norelco Electric Razor Salespeople harass on your way to your car.
Your AOL login name is Cousin IT.
You're banned from all the local pools due to clogging their drains.
Date comments on the great furry toilet seat you don't remember buying one.
You get real paranoid when you light a cigarette.
Hair Club For Men members picket your house out of jealousy.
Your stylist uses Hedge Clippers to trim you.
Your dog can't find a leg to hump.
Bald guys accidentally run into you with glue on their heads hoping to score
a cheap toupee.
What are signs your toooo hairy???
The waxing salon tell you that the poodle parlor is next door.
Its impossible to go buy a rug as you get touched up the whole time you are in-store
People nick name you wolfboy
you use a rake to comb
Your mom rents you out as a wookie
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when you have hair on your chest/back and its denser than a forest.
when monkeys and baboons swing around in your armpits
What are signs your toooo hairy???
Date comments on the great furry toilet seat you don't remember buying one.
Bald guys accidentally run into you with glue on their heads hoping to score
a cheap toupee.
those ones got me! I am a hairy dude , so thats hella funny.
What are signs your toooo hairy???
umm when you cant see your own body parts :)
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when u can go outdoors on a frigid night in the middle of the winter, stark naked and your still nice and toasty
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when someone says they think you are hairyer than Robin Williams
What are signs your toooo hairy???
there is something in my house like that and it is called a puffy cat.
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when your palms are hairy
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when you can't put you arms down by your side because the hair is too dense.
What are signs your toooo hairy???
Hairy men hate to close the door...
What are signs your toooo hairy???
The only language you speak is whookie. ;)
What are signs your toooo hairy???
when harrison ford leaps out of your jungle of chest hair being chased by angry natives.
What are signs your toooo hairy???
When you have a thicker mustache, than your man's.
: )
What are signs your toooo hairy???
You're often mistaken for Big Foot.
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